the credit card

Turn your hand sideways and come up behind someone swiping your hand from bottom to top of ass crack like a credit card

Eric gave Michael the credit card and then smelled his hand

by Levetti Spaghetti March 19, 2017

Credit Card

The act of sliding your hand through one's ass crack.

When Sylvia was bending over, I was so tempted to give her a good ol' Credit Card

by Davy K March 1, 2003

Credit Carding

When one takes their hand and wipes it up and down one's butt crack.

"That man just passed me and credit carded me!"
"Those people are credit carding each other."

by Laughingjellycloud April 16, 2015

Credit carded

In skateboarding, it is when the board lands 90 degress between your legs and you land on top of it. Like a giant credit card between your legs.

Dave: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH, my gooch
Little Bob: oooooo.. credit carded.

by Robatedave August 22, 2008

credit card

The worst mistake a college student can ever make is to get one.

Nuff said.

by kid July 22, 2003

credit card

A piece of plastic that has demonic powers in its abiltity to keep a person in financial slavery for the rest of their life.

A credit card is donomic and should only be used when absolutely necessary or in an emergency.

by [e-mail] May 6, 2009

Credit Card

When you accidentally mess up on your skateboard and the board goes up your ass, or hits your balls

You ollie to start a hardflip and you do it just not completely and it lands with the tip on the ground and the other in an uncomfortable place Credit Carded

by Urban Dictionary July 20, 2008