the chandelier 

when four women lay with their pussys all towards the middle on their back ( like north, south, east and west ) with a four sided dildo and their legs all are up in the air in the middle together with dildo inserted in all four at same time.

becca , shannon ,tiffany and carie did the chandelier last night at their slumber party.

the chandelier by nick (reams ) and matt (MATTY G. ) July 19, 2007

Not the brightest bulb in the chandelier 

Someone slow, dimwitted or stupid - another way of saying "Not the sharpest knife in the drawer". Also, someone who stands out in a crowd as being particularly unintelligent.

Marisa: Why does Eric even bother talking in class - he has no idea what he's talking about.

Michael: What do you expect? I mean he's not the brightest bulb in the chandelier!

Not the brightest bulb in the chandelier by SpencerDuhm March 15, 2009

not the brightest lightbulb in the chandelier 

as defined by the reality TV show Forensic Mysteries on HLN, this a synonym phrase for "not the brightest person around"

boy 1) yo come to my backyard, i want to start a party by going out to weed

boy 2) are you an uptard, your dad, or mom will notice.

boy 1) nope my mom is not even home from work and my dad is not the brightest lightbulb in the chandelier, he will think we are trying to burn Cheetos on the barbecue or something.

not the brightest lightbulb in the chandelier by Uncle Dimma March 16, 2013

Punching the chandelier 

When a gay male or straight female is giving deep throat oral sex and the tip of the penis is hitting the uvula aka the punching bag in the back throat.

Karen was giving head to Senor Morales when she started to gag when his cock started punching the chandelier.

Peter was drunk one night and got horny to suck Steve's cock, so he went over to his house and began deep throating his cock when he started gaging due to Steve punching the chandelier.

Punching the chandelier by Jean Pierre Le Douche March 17, 2009

Cleaning the chandelier 

When a group of no less than five males take off their clothing and power squat back to back using each other for leverage as they squat and lower one willing participant ladies beneath them and their collective dangling Genitals Rub on their face

This orgy is great but if we had one more guy we could be cleaning the chandelier

Cleaning the chandelier by Jacob “Cubby Bear” Boykin June 30, 2018

Swinging on the purple chandelier 

Masturbating Taking matter into your own two hands ETC

Bob: Um, I wouldn't go into your apartment
Joe: Why not
Bob: Your roommate's in the living room
Joe: Of course he is, he's my roommate
Bob: Um, swinging on the purple chandelier
Joe: ...

Swinging on the purple chandelier by Jtommyjonesurm0m August 11, 2007

Off the chandalier 

The highest form of positive adjective used to describe,an event, a favorite artist's album,or a member of the opposite sex .It is a derived from the statements "Off the hook" or "Off the chain".

friend: Did you see that show , how was it?
You: Yeah I went and had a blast, that shit was off the chandalier

Off the chandalier by flyingerbils231 July 21, 2007