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Eva met The Plastic today and threw her vodka in her face!
by every March 20, 2008
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The Plastic Hammer

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A small blue plastic hammer of approximately 6 inches in length, owned by Mary, used for certain offensive purposes. Unlike Maxwell's famous Silver Hammer, Mary's Plastic Hammer is incapable of killing anyone, or even doing any significant damage. Instead, any individual who is hit on the head with the hammer is immediately turned into a nerd upon impact.
Little Mary had been playing with The Plastic Hammer for an hour or so when she became bored and tossed it behind her back, hitting Maxwell, her older brother, in the head and turning him into a nerd for the rest of his life.
by Encyclopedia Shitannica January 26, 2014
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The Plastic Addict

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A hilarious set of videos on YouTube showcasing only the worst and most inappropriate Transformers toys, hosted by TJ Omega.
This has been The Plastic Addict. I stay addicted so you can stay away.
by Kaymactimus August 11, 2010
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1. an urban slang term referring to having sex without a condom.
2. a type of cooking with chicken
"Did you stick that chick without the plastic?"
"Helll nah brah. I always wear a condom. I ain't tryin to be a baby daddy."

Also, National Stick a Chick Without the Plastic Day is celebrated every year on February 7.
by DurtyD22 February 24, 2011
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beat the plastic

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When a girl masturbates with a dildo. If she masturbates with a metal object, then the phrase would be beat the steel.
My girlfriend loves to beat the plastic and then send me pictures when I am not around
by Crazybmws April 1, 2011
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pulling the plastic

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Pulling the plastic is when you are roach coaching a clip that is burning so low that the plastic is on fire and you are inhaling (pulling) the plastic smoke
Conor: What was wrong with Lee last night he was acting weird

Ryan c: Lee was wildin last night, he was straight pulling the plastic
by Joeseph albert November 18, 2018
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packing the plastic

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The act of carrying a condom for unexpected sexual intercourse in the near future.
Elliott: "You be taking protection tonight?"
Andy: "You know I be packing the plastic."
by Andy Linn May 5, 2006
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