The Meaty

A stiffy, boner, rod-on, erection, whatever shmamever

Stupid Man: I've got The Meaty

Stupid Man #2: No.

by mynameisnotleopold February 15, 2023

the meaty surprise

When the meat of a male touches the woman's pussy until he realises the meat of her is inside him

Luke put his 1 inch dick inside of his cousin Judith and then realises her cock is inside him. She has the meaty surprise

by SneakyManYuk January 9, 2018

Bring on the meat

A phrase used by an extremely obese carnivore who lives in Louisiana and eats beef every day.

Obese Man: Anyone Here A Vegetarian

Vegetarian: Oh, I am.

Obese Man: MMM BRING ON THE MEAT! (Proceeds to shove chuck roast down his esophagus until he vomits everywhere.

by HoratioSanchez December 28, 2008

beating the meat

playing with your genitals, masturbation.

I like beating the meat.

by Someone August 2, 2003

Heat up the meat

To masturbate vigorously.

That Cathouse episode #6 was so hot, I was forced to pull it out and heat up the meat right in the living room.

by SirJCole February 27, 2008

beat the meat

slang for masturbating

Kregg beat the beat while Julie watched and pleasured herself.

by Bubbleyum Duck February 26, 2004

Grind the meat!!!

1) An expression of satisfaction, especially when you've accomplished something big. Equivalent to "That's what I'm talking about!!".

2) One way of catcalling.
Hot chick walks by, and you yell "Grind the meat!!!".

3) What Mr. Trump did to Grandma Hillary's beef curtains.

4) Essentially anything else you might deem appropriate. There is actually no wrong incorrectto use this phrase.

"Grind the meat!!!"

by the man with the golden gun II April 13, 2017