National punch someone in the ball’s day

Want to kick some balls but can’t wait for April 10th? October 29th is punch someone in the balls day! Just for you.

Hey Brett it’s National punch someone in the ball’s day

National punch someone in the ball’s day by Mikeox69420 October 23, 2019

At the end of the day, it's night 

At the end of the day, it's night; means that the truth is painfully obvious when you think about it.

Emily: I'm sorry, it's not you, it's me.
Daniel: At the end of the day, it's night. I know why you cut me off.

At the end of the day, it's night by TheUnknownVariable2021 March 18, 2021

The Lord's Day 

1)First you're hanging out with a real man's man. You know, you're talking about football and plumbing; when he sucks your dick, he's gagging a lot but still getting the job done. Then you take a dump on his chest.

2) What you do with yourself if you're a Redheaded Spaniard and you're not in a round of pure team deathmatch at 230am on a Sunday morning

I had tears running down my check and I couldn't breathe because of The Lord's Day

The Lord's Day by DylonCorp April 21, 2011

Campbell's Soup of the Day

oral sex received while the giver has a mouth full of Campbell's soup.

When Bill arrived home after a long day of work, he asked "Susan, what's for dinner?"

Susan replies, "Campbell's Soup of the Day," then takes a drink of her Soup at Hand and kneels down in front of him.

Campbell's Soup of the Day by Magellan925 December 17, 2010

SWEETD's DEAL OF THE day

SweetD's deal of the day usually involves Sales People that enjoy cross dressing and fetish role-playing. This is a code phrase to help determine if a customer is gay and up for adventure.

When he was talking to a customer the salesman asked if he was looking for SweetD's deal of the day.

SWEETD's DEAL OF THE day by Dent N tha door May 17, 2018

Mr.Dineen's question of the day

What was your silliest injury?

"Mr.Dineen's question of the day is"
"no"
"Horizontal falling."

Mr.Dineen's question of the day by Adamthesenuts February 23, 2024

My mind, my face, it's all yours at the end of the day. My life, my name, it's all yours to reflect and sustain. 

The lyrics from the Jeffy's Endless Aethos "song "Shuck".

My mind, my face, it's all yours at the end of the day. My life, my name, it's all yours to reflect and sustain. awwww shucks!

My mind, my face, it's all yours at the end of the day. My life, my name, it's all yours to reflect and sustain. by BitchinRemodels May 31, 2024