The Curve

A system of grading school tests that's long since become the norm, doing away with the standard scoring of an 81 score making a C+, or 70 making a D-, and anything 69 and under an F. With "the curve," a person can have the highest score in the class, like a 65, and still get an A.

Good thing Teacher used "the curve": I got a 59, ,but I still got an A. Donnie got the lowest, a 14, so he got an F.

by ferdii6069 June 7, 2016

The Curve

"The Curve" is an alternative method of asexual reproduction, consisting of a hermaphroditic individual inserting his/her penis into his/her own vagina. It's called "The Curve", because of the distinctive shape the penis makes as it's inserted. "The Curve" refers to the act; it can be expressed as a verb with "Curving".

(Verb) "Well Billie, I have both the gun, and the holster, so I'll let you choose. What do you want to do?" "Honestly Sam, I'm content just sitting here and watching you curve yourself."

(Noun) "Wow, she's hot." "If you say so, but it looks to me like she's got The Curve going on."

by Mr. TimeKiller May 24, 2010

The Curve

The curve on a baseball cap. Without the cruve, earth will fall. The Curve of The Red Hat of Dan controls the world, do NOT anger the curve.

Also see: The Red Hat

Dan: Noooo not the curve!!
Eric: A curve on a mans hat is like a mans penis
Jeff: Ok whoever compairs their curve to their penis is fucking siick

by Mmmegan March 1, 2005

the curve

I bent the curve take that dan

hahahahahahahahahaha i fucking hate your hat dan

by Jeff March 4, 2005

The Curve Law

The Curve Law states that if someone is ghosted by another individual, they will inevitably lose interest.

Person 1: Hey, did you hear that Jimmy was rejected?

Person 2: Yeah, the girl who he liked was taken, so he followed the Curve Law.

by Mshiro November 4, 2020

call for the curve

To have a B.M. Like a catcher signaling a pitcher for the curve ball, you crouch and drop a number two.

Oh my, I'll be unavailable for the next 15 minutes, I have to call for the curve.

by Kerblotto July 27, 2009

2 weeks to flatten the curve

A lie perpetuated by the new world order to pacify the masses under the belief that the world was going to end to a deadly contagious virus. Hindsight shows us the SARS NCOV outbreak was actually a hoax that allowed big government power grab, and the greatest transfer of wealth to the elite class in history.

"stay at home, it's only 2 weeks to flatten the curve!"

by ArmageddonFeast February 27, 2021