The Bumps

A disease commonly found in spotted humans. Transmitted through butt rubs and weinis jiggling. Symptoms may include over salivation, random need to shove things up your butthole and copying the behaviors and actions of animals and trees

HOLY SHIT THAT KID HAS THE BUMPS! DONT TOUCH HIS WEINER

by Dr. Gobbler August 8, 2016

the bumps

1. non-medical term for the virus known as herpes simplex.
2. HSV1 or HSV2

1. She got the bumps.

by Gran Hota / M. Nice November 12, 2007

what the bumps

It's like saying "what the fuck" but you're in 8th grade and your mom is within hearing distance. Also, you can catch yourself saying "what the..." and instead of cursing, promptly follow it with "bumps". It'll confuse the sensitive shit head.

Hey, son, didn't I tell you to clean the garage?

What the bumps mom, I'm trying to masturbabte.

by VaginaSniffer3000XL February 15, 2017

Bumps in the Alley

Hemorrhoids, Genital Warts, Herpes, or Syphilis

My boyfriend cheated on me and now I have bumps in the alley.

by Stemshul November 26, 2006

pumps in the bump

Comes from lyrics to he like that by fifth harmony. Refers to girls wearing heels and having a large butt. Is a reference to MC Hammers song pumps and the bump.

He like that pumps in the bump better than big boobs.

by Clonecone August 24, 2017

rockin' the bump

pregnant, particularly once one begins to show.

"Jamie Lynn Spears is rockin' the bump"

by mr. chupa January 8, 2009

hump the bump

This funny little saying was created by my sweetie during my pregnancy. And it was to have sex laying over my tummy in about my 5th or 6th month..and being horny its more then a lot of fun..

.....Aww come on Jake..its been days...lets Hump the Bump...and I will make us waffles..how that for a deal??

by DaynaS March 28, 2008