takoda

a name for someone unique and utterly gorgeous. preferably a guys name. A name for somebody who is good at skiing and really really hot.

Ally- "GIRL!! look at that takoda, he is FINEE!"

Abby- "OH he is so fine."

by cutebutt December 15, 2009

Takoda

A takoda is a person (manly guys) who will never leave your side. Takoda is a very gorgeous human being. He is a very loyal friend. He will always love and care for you no matter what. Takoda’s are very rare. If you have a tokoda in your life you are truly lucky. Love him with all your heart.

Maddie “oh, look that’s my best friend his name is takoda we have been friends for 8 months”

by Maddie.baby November 17, 2018

Takoda

Takoda is a dude whos interests include taco bell, stupid sex jokes, and sandwiches. If you ask his buddies what he's like, they would probably say he's equivalent to a mix between the one minion who looks like a Twinkie and Harry Potter. All in all, Takoda is a dude that would turn into a hooker in order to prove a point.

"Hey girl- look at that creepy guy standing in line to get his million tacos. He looks like a Takoda."

by The Fibonacci sequence August 24, 2016

Takoda

Takoda is a shy dude, but once you know him he is very funny and outgoing most takodas are short, but very strong they like football, running, and fortnite. Takodas take everything as a joke and at the right times he takes charge and will be a leader

random person: Owwwww i just tripped
Takoda: HAHAHAHAHAAHAHA ok now shut up *starts laughing again*
Random person: bro

by U3U May 15, 2019

Takoda

Takoda has a massive cock. He rips chicks tits open with his piercing cum!. He’s also I Comedy whore and will rape your dog to make you laugh!.

Girl1. I’m sick of Takoda

Girl2. Why?
Girl1. Cause I can’t get enough of he’s powerful Semen!!

Boy1. I’m sorry your dog died.
Boy2. Yeah Takoda does do anything to me ya laugh ay.

by AdokaT September 16, 2020

Takoda

A guy who is very loyal to his friends laughs about almost everything, who is a Hufflepuff and is addicted to origami. Has problems with his teeth and cannot stand spiders.

Berger: Hey, he broke his thumb!
Takoda: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAh

by JHFKJVKUDJtd May 15, 2019

Takoda

Comes off as a classic asshole. He seems to be a Grade-A jerk and to only think of himself. Only those close to him will know that not only is this a facade but he's actually a sweet-hearted simp. He's a softy and is great with feelings and will always ask others what they are feeling. Most likely has a tiny uncircumcised dick. May also go by Koda.

I thought he was an asshole but he was just a Takoda.

by swimmyfishboy January 29, 2020