taint cheese

A white pus like discharge that eminates from a large person's ass crack.

My ex wife was so fat, she could scoop a pound of taint cheese from her inner thighs.

by Woodbilly December 2, 2011

taint

A.k.a. chad or perineum. The region between genitals and arsehole.

Taint gets its name from the sentence: It ain't pussy, it ain't arse.

i.e. 'taint pussy, 'taint arse.

Q: What on earth is a taint?
A: The perineum.
Q: Huh?
A: The chad!

by Chane. February 1, 2020

Taint

Perineum

The scientifically/anatomically correct word for taint is perineum.

by Ace Ball October 18, 2018

Taint town

1. The middle of somewhere
2. Between Uranus and a weedy lot
3. A beer made by the Kennebunkport Brewing Company
4. That place between the candy factory and the sewer plant

If you have ever been to Taint town, then you know what the full scrotum is

by manshark September 19, 2016

Taint

That space between your balls and your asshole

My taint smells funny

by Female Faggot August 27, 2018

taikonaut

A Chinese space traveler, derived from the Chinese term "taikong ren," which translates roughly as "spaceman."

American space travelers are astronauts; Russian space travelers are cosmonauts; Chinese space travelers are taikonauts. Three taikonauts are supposed to be launched into orbit in the fall of 2003.

by Led Zeppole October 3, 2003

Taint teaser

This is one who rubs a penis, finger or to tongue between Anus and sex organ.

Juan, a taint teaser, rubbed Susie until she began bucking!

by I, Wreckerrr October 20, 2016