sweeten

A showbiz term for "add sugar to".

We're gonna have to sweeten some of these jokes for the CD.

by Ultraviolent October 29, 2006

sweeten the kitty

To pour sugar on female genitalia before oral sex.

Babe, I got some sugar so we can sweeten the kitty when we get busy tonight.

by Sweeeeten November 30, 2017

Sweeten the salad bowl

Literally, adding anything sweet (ie: sugar, chocolate syrup, caramel, etc) to your partner's anus before you lick it.

Rhonda has a bit of a boil right around her butthole so I had to sweeten the salad bowl before I went down on her.

by Doomed Paul September 16, 2025

sunlight won't sweeten trash

Metaphor - It stank yesterday, it stinks today, and will be stinkier tomorrow; you will always be trash

You can put your garbage in a sunny fragrant rose garden but it will still smell putrid. Sunlight won't sweeten trash!

by talk2me-JCH2 August 15, 2022

Ariel Sweeten

An Ariel is someone who is kind, sweet, and funny. They are easy to get along with and can always make you smile. If you ever have a chance to date one, DO IT, they are kinky, loyal, and wont stand for anyone trying to hurt you.

Obviously, if some part of their name involves sweet or sweeten, that means they will be the sweetener in your unsweetened day~

Boy: Isn't she Ariel Sweeten?
Boy2: Yeah and she always Sweetens my day!

by SauceyBunnie November 5, 2019

Sweetest plum

All the above girlfriend after being dumped by way lessor

Tony somehow landed Kat.
She is all that after his battle ex
That shits the sweetest plum

by Tonythetiler May 24, 2020

Sweetening the vinegar

To masturbate.

My girlfriend came home expecting to find me cooking, instead she caught me sweetening the vinegar.

by HughManatee October 10, 2013