Skip to main content

stravizing

A synonym that is more intense than gorgeous, stunning and beautiful. Used to describe the most magnificent individuals and events.
She is stravizing

It was a stravizing sunset.
by Itiswhatitisnt May 10, 2019
mugGet the stravizing mug.

straining the greens

to take a piss, to urinate, take a leek, pass water.
Son, " im straining the greens"
Father, " you dirty bastard"
by Cyaninternetdog February 14, 2007
mugGet the straining the greens mug.

Stravaing

To use Strava in order to measure something in order to:

1) Capture data in an effort to feed your analytics addiction
2) Impress/shame other athletes based on on you data
3) Feed your ego (typically has the reverse effect due to your ride data)
4) All of the above
- It was too cold outside to ride my bike, but since I'm addicted to data collection and analytics, I considered Stravaing my indoor ride to ensure I had a complete training record.

- A high profile cyclist had recently started following me on Strava, so I felt compelled to start Stravaing my indoor rides to prove I am a worthy cyclist.

- Due to the "ride data or it didn't happen" principle, Stravaing your indoor rides is mandatory.
by ryanstrive March 8, 2014
mugGet the Stravaing mug.

Strautzing

To, while sober, attempt to have sex with inebriated girls.
Douche: I had to go to work the next day, so I was sober all night.
Designated Driver: Didn't you hook up with that drunk chick?
Douche: Yeah, I was strautzing.

"No, I didn't rape her. I was just strautzing."
by Super Josh S. June 7, 2009
mugGet the Strautzing mug.

e-straining order

What you wish you could take out on someone who keeps e-stalking or e-spying on your online profiles like Myspace and FaceBook
Former Girlfriends pretending to be other people, or getting their friends to ask to be your face-book friend. So that they can see your profile and your pictures. "I need to get an e-straining order and that chick."
by The Big Show 22 September 22, 2007
mugGet the e-straining order mug.

straining

when you try to expel a turd from your large colon by bearing down and pushing like a pregnant woman.
Doctor: If you keep straining while you are pinching a loaf, your colon will eventually exit your sphincter, and you will get a nasty hemmorhoid.
by Juan Epstein June 11, 2006
mugGet the straining mug.

E-straining Order

When you threaten to, or follow through with, a block on someone contacting you on a chat or social networking client, such as Myspace, Facebook, MSN, Etc.
Ex.1-"Man, that chick was freaking nuts! She cyber stalked me so much I had to slap a e-straining order on her ass!"

Ex.2- "I hate those pervs from places like Turkey that are always trying to hit me up for nudes! I'm gonna put an e-straining order out on every single one of them!"

Ex.3-"Susie put a e-straining order on me. I don't know how I can go on *dramatic swoon*"
by ThoroZaine September 20, 2009
mugGet the E-straining Order mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email