statisfaction

A feeling of happiness that can only be derived from one's superior status.

In choosing between Yale and the community college, she knew that only Yale would give her family statisfaction.

by jane and judy December 14, 2008

statisfaction

The sense of euphoria one gets when one sub-contracts some work of a complex / technical / statistical nature to a colleague or external company / consultancy and what you received back was of a very high level of quality, and you were very satisfied with the outcome.

eg work involving decisions and methodology associated with the sampling of persons to take part in Surveys or the analysis of survey data (Multivariate or Conjoint).

"The Supermaket Consumers Segmentation Analysis was done to a high degree of Statisfaction"

by Andrew Zelin December 9, 2008

satisfaction

the tangible feeling in which I demand some of.

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 4, 2003

satisfaction

The feeling you get when you obtain one of the following: revenge, orgasm, college degree, a really hot chick's/dude's phone #

(revenge/orgasm) I was satisfied after I came for the 4th time that night, afterall, I was fucking my girlfriends sister after I found out my girlfriend cheated on me.

(degree/phone#) I was showing off my college degree at work and this hot chick gave me her number.

by syst0lic August 11, 2003

Textual Satisfaction

The feeling you get when your phone has a new message/missed call.

"dude I've been having textual satisfaction all day I already have 5 new messages."

by SoccerKid3310 May 9, 2010

statusfaction

the feeling of elation one experiences when they are quite pleased with their clever facebook (or other online networking site) status. usually accompanied by a smug grin or a laugh that begs to be asked, "what's so funny?"

"having used his iphone to update his facebook, jim smiled with statusfaction at his witty statement, which he was sure would receive numerous comments."

by The Pep April 6, 2009

internet satisfaction

When you've been satisfied with the copious amounts of porn you've viewed, and done with all your blogging, you get this strange feeling. At that moment, YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY SATISFIED WITH BROWSING ON THE INTERNET. You have an uncontrollable urge to get out of your house, and actually get a life.

Chuck: Hey dude, "wuts up"!

Charles: Damn nigga"internet satisfaction" finally hit yo dumbass!"

by GamerLex1 January 13, 2008