A spant is a certain type of terrifying bug native to Guatemala that appears to be a fire ant with 8 legs. Run from these creatures at all costs. Being bitten by a spant could result in sudden death.
Yikes! A spant!
by spantwatcher July 14, 2017
He, Ha, look at that spant over there. She's making a complete fool of herself. She is at the park yelling at children! So dumb! Stupid spant! Ha, ha, he!
by Z4zebra January 31, 2012
A nick name It is a combination of name Snaggle pussy adopted Fragile looking pastey kid who thinks he can race but drives like a fag. Usually saw bucks in a corner because his fragile weak arms can't make the turn. Someone who can not lift up a little go Kart.
SOme one wo is afraid of school busses and must be driven to school.
SOme one wo is afraid of school busses and must be driven to school.
by Official Lord Ferrari October 08, 2008
/spānts/ - exclamation
Used when the person exclaiming is by some means intoxicated; which assumes they cannot otherwise render intelligible words.
Used when the person exclaiming is by some means intoxicated; which assumes they cannot otherwise render intelligible words.
by Bare Foot Smithy December 22, 2014
long shorts, reach at least 3 inches under knee, worn by street rats who think shorts shorter than that are feminine.
"Those spants are awesome man."
by Senor Quives April 07, 2004
Someone who uses the word "simp" way too much/out of context. These people are usually trend followers and its not uncommon to see them in reddit posts or youtube comment sections. They don't understand that "simp" has a specific definition and they just use it to aggravate every male who happens to be polite to a female in any way.
Mike: "Dude I just realized the waitress at this establishment is so polite and she even remembers my orders every time I come in, I should tip her or maybe even ask her out!"
Jake: "Ha, Simp"
Mike: "Shut up spant, calling people simps isn't going to make you look noble or get you laid".
Jake: "Ha, Simp"
Mike: "Shut up spant, calling people simps isn't going to make you look noble or get you laid".
by Spantacular September 08, 2020
by capri fan November 18, 2005