sload

a sloppy load; an extremely large and sloppy fat person, but sloppy fat as in jiggly arms, cottage cheese thighs and or thunder thighs, turkey neck, man tits ect......

we better hurry up and get some food before that sload hits the buffet table.
Oh my god.... is that a walrus????? maybe a manatee?????no its just that sload kirstie alley on dancing with the stars.

by TaneyTimes April 11, 2011

sload

a slow webpage load.

The YouTube video is sload.

by Bulie April 24, 2009

sload

Its defined as a combination of a "slab" and a "load." It mainly pertains to a college student who does nothing.

When my youngest son graduated college, he slowly became a sload.

by Shawzie43 December 19, 2010

sload

(v) (refers to computers): to load extremely slowly (Combo of 'slow + 'load')

Jeez, this computer won't stop sloading.

by MrWords June 23, 2009

sload

Contraction of the idiomatic expression 'shit load' to indicate something existing in abundance. For example "He just ate a sload of babies" to indicate "he just ate a shit load of small children" Not to be confused with the inversion "your explanation is a load of shit".

"The only good time to say I have diarrhea is during a game of Scrabble, because it's worth a sload of points." - Zach Galifianakis

by flakyfred March 16, 2017

Sload

Usually obese somewhat mental issues. Can be crazy or annoying. Also a begger

The lazy sload ate everything in the fridge and is demanding I go get more food.

by Sload May 10, 2022

Sload

Ejaculation into a condom in your partners ass. Pulling out while leaving condom half in half out. Tying end off to allow partner to "suitcase" your "load" to be enjoyed later. Putting the terms "to suitcase" and a "load" together.

I love the feeling of a full condom in my ass! I'm going to "sload" that to the house so I can save it for later!

by BigAceHall May 18, 2022