slidebite

A large obese liberal idiot, who looks remarkably like a frumpy middle-aged lesbian.

wow, this basil guy is a total slidebite

by wryvern July 20, 2008

slidebite

A.) A giant, mythical, dickless sloth that lurches through the sands of Hockley looking for blowjob accidents.

B.) When one pops a cap and the gat snaps back.

C.) Accidental scraping of the penis during a toothy inexperienced blowjob.

A.) And so Slidebite journeyed on, past wal-mart to the edge of the free world... searching.

B.)Ow cabron! My hand got major slidebite from poppin' a cap in an SA on the South Side.

C.) DAMN cabron! this girl she slidebite mi pepe.

by terraasymmetry March 30, 2008

Slideteb

Pronounced as "slide teb," slideteb means simply to slide, but with a little added spice; a bit of an in-between of "slide" and "slide then!"

Dude 1: Ayo come over for our pregame
Dude 2: Don't worry I'm otw
Dude 1: Bet slideteb

by King Breakfast December 8, 2021

slide bite

an injury caused by the recoil motion of the slide on a semi-automatic pistol. typically caused when the shooter has his or her thumb in the way.

The first time I shot my pistol I got a wicked slide bite on my thumb. I haven't made that mistake again!

by facefault November 7, 2011

Sidebitchyness

When a mans side bitch or side hoe starts having an attitude towards the man because she is mad that she doesn't get the benefits of getting what she would get if she was the girlfriend.

"So we goin' anywhere to eat tonight?"
"Nah."
"What am I gonna eat then?!"
"My dick."
"I wanna go out! I wanna go somewhere with you! I hate having to be a secret!!"
"Bitch shut the fuck up with that sidebitchyness! You're the side bitch! We're supposed to be a secret, OK?! I can replace you in a heartbeat."

by getwellPablo March 11, 2015

slidepiece

female thats easy to fuck

ima ring my slidepiece tonight, get some, nahmean?

by codon November 9, 2006

Spiderbites

Double piercings usually on the bottom lip, side by side (one right next to the either). Can be either on the center, right or left side. Studs, Retainers or Captive Hoops can be used.

A : "I got my lip pierced today!"
B : "Oh really what did you do?"
A : "I got SpiderBites!"
B : "Like... SnakeBites?"
A : "No no. they're side by side"

by Afterrhythmia March 15, 2009