showhoe

A girl usually a scenester who spends hours working on her hair, make up, and clothing selection to go to a hardcore show with her friends...purely to pick up on guys.

Ugh I hate showhoes...I'm so glad I'm not one of them.
OMGSHHH What if we see Jeffree Star at the Suicide Silence show?!?! I better start getting ready at 3...wouldn't want those scene boys to get lonely.

by i'vesceneitall May 16, 2006

Showjoe

usually the MOST greatest person in the galaxy. HIs real name is Joseph. He can make anybody laugh and is magnificent at dancing

OMG, I just talked to showjoe
That guy is really good at dancing, what a showjoe

by Showjoe November 22, 2019

showhorse

A person who can talk the talk but can't walk the walk. Someone who dresses with style, looks like they got it together, and can look like they have expensive taste but when it comes to depth they can't deliver. No real skills, no real talent, even though they got the "look".

She messed up my hair even though hers looks flawless. What a showhorse.

by BBry September 12, 2013

stock show hoe

A "country girl" who hangs around at stock shows waiting to bang anything with a pulse and a penis.

"Oh, her? She's been plowed more times than the family farm. TOTAL stock show hoe."

by Laurenjnerual June 3, 2017

shoehoe

lover of shoes, can't get enough shoes.

She is such a shoehoe, she has 1000 pairs of shoes in her closet.

by Denise Romano October 17, 2006

Snowhoe

A word used to describe a Canadian woman. The woman doesn't have to be goodlooking, she can be just any Canadian woman.

Wil: Dude look at her! She's so hot!
Dylan: Man she's a Snowhoe! Hell yes!

by DylWil September 18, 2010

snowhoe

someone who spends every waking hour snowboarding

this winter ill be such a snowhoe

by amandakot December 27, 2007