Shoot Off

To ejaculate.

The stripper was so hot that by the time she finished my lap dance I was ready to shoot off in my pants.

by lcljr January 22, 2017

Shoot Off

To tell a person where to go...
A negative asnwer to a question
Same Meaning as jog on and fuck you

1)Hey, man you wanna go down town
SHOOT OFF!!!

2)"Are u gonna do ur work, mckenna?"
"Shoot Off"

3)"Hey will you go out with me"
"Shoot off"

by Fall-Of-Society January 6, 2009

Shoot one off

The action of climax during masturbation or sex. Usually when a male ejaculates, the semen shoots out as if a gun would do.

Male 1: It's hard being ugly, I can't get any type of sex bro.
Male 2: Just shoot one off and you'll be fine dude.

by schleepymane April 20, 2016

shoot me off

Shooting up and getting a hand/blow job at the same time.

I got AIDS from the needle, because the hookers would only ever shoot me off.

by Jessefro December 8, 2017

Shoot my cock off

An exclamatory phrase, often said when someone receives an L or something is excessively cringey.

"I honestly want to shoot my cock off, how the fuck did I lose my keys?"

"did you see this mans snapchat story? Shit was so bad I had to shoot my cock off."

by Gooch Spelunker February 15, 2017

To shoot the locks off

To thoughtlessly excitingly exuberantly spend on something!

“Come on Delaney, we don’t need to shoot the locks off ya know. Let’s take it easy tonight. One bottle of wine, tops.”

by LuckyLuky August 4, 2021

Shoof off

To leave, begin to leave

(informal Australian slang, used in a casual way)

S‘pose I better shoof off then!
- I reckon I should probably leave
My mate shoofed off to London
- My mate left to go to London
He just got up and shoofed off
- He just got up and left

by Ferryhouse July 10, 2023