shit myself

"Shit myself" is when you do bad at something such as a game of Cock of Duty or a game of HALER 45. You just know you fucking suck and can't help but say it.

Boy 1: YOU FUCKING SUUUUCK! *Kills other person*
Boy 2: Awwwh, I just shit myself.

by PoopyHead April 6, 2015

shitting myself

To be scared witless at something

"I was pure shitting myself at that film."

by D-BUCK March 5, 2005

i shit myself

this is what you say when you shit yourself

guy 1: i shit myself

guy 2: same

by humanmale2 May 20, 2021

shitting myself laughing

to laugh harder than when you piss yourself laughing

that was hilarious , i was shitting myself laughing

by urbandic77 August 16, 2014

I just shit myself

Yeah, I did.

Yo dude, I just shit myself! Check it out!

by Shitman August 17, 2020

I shit myself empty

A phrase used after enduring chronic diarrhea

Person 1: "That kebab last night gave me dark insides"

Person 2: "Yeah tell me about it, I shit myself empty"

by basilbrush October 19, 2008

i just shit myself

a common phrase used for when you ant make it to the toilet in time or farted too hard

jerry I farted but i think i just shit myself

by Jazmer12 August 3, 2022