shastrix

a : a state of utter confusion, a farcical situation.
b : a confused mass or mixture.
c : the property of occurring in a hilarious or ironic fashion

- sha•st•rix / 'shä-"str-ik-'s / noun
OMG look at that shastrix of mutated cyber goats attacking the children.

- sha•st•ri•cal /'shä-"stri-k&l / adjective
PERSON A: Why don’t we run naked through those thistles…
PERSON B: You can’t be serious… that would be shastrical.

- sha•st•ri•cal•ly /'shä-"stri-k(&-)lE / adverb
Sadly Timmy was shastrically mauled by a disgruntled llama yesterday…

by Yridium January 16, 2005

shastrix

A confused/chaotic mass or mixture.

"There was a shastrix of pink llamas."

by TTLoD August 26, 2003

shastri

A scholar, someone's who's well read.
A spiritually aware person.

I'm sure going to university will make a shastri of you.

I want to go to India and find a guru who can make me a shastri

by Purple_Breeze December 18, 2010

shastrikha

Shastrikha is beautiful inside and out, one of the most bubbliest people you will ever meet, although she struggles with her self appearance she will always be quick to compliment a friend for theirs. She is intelligent and hardworking. But she often falls for guys immediately and obsess over them but will always have a laugh with her

Oh yeah shastrikha she’s hilarious

I can’t wait to be around shastrikha

by Jackie_302819737 November 21, 2021

Jay shastri

Jay shastri is a good friend to hang out with he also doesn't like mrbossftw which is good

Hey have you seen jay shastri on mrbossftw
Yeah he's nice

by Eviildead86 November 2, 2020

NASTY SHASTRI

THE "NASTY SHASTRI" COMMONLY OCCURS WHEN TWO FAGS (I.E. HOMOSEXICALS) ENGAGE IN MOUTHAL SEX WITH THEIR COCKS. ONE HOMO WILL BUST HIS DICK CREAM IN THE OTHER HOMO'S MOUTH. AT THIS POINT THEY WILL COMMENCE SPITTING THE JIZZ BACK AND FORTH INTO EACH OTHER MOUTH CREATING A SNOWBALL. THE FRESHLY MADE SNOWBALL IS THEN SPAT ON THE COCK TAKERS' ASSHOLE AND IT IS THEN USED AS LUBE.

1. DAMN! I JUST GOT A NASTY SHASTRI!

2. SO I WAS SITTING THERE ONE DAY WITH SOME JIZZ IN MY MOUTH. NEXT THING I KNOW MY MAN PULLED A NASTY SHASTRI ON ME.

3. NO BODY DOES IT NASTY...LIKE SHASTRI.

by SATILICIOUS January 9, 2011

Priya Shastri

Often known as a piglet usually with a giant ass forehead. Capable of being mug time to time but is incapable of being competent in solving numerical problems.

Me: can you believe I got an F in math?!?!
Friend: omdsss ur such a Priya Shastri do I know u

by Shadow90 February 8, 2019