SharePoint

A solution in search of a problem.

Why do you use SharePoint?
Because we do not know what we want!

by Plin99 October 27, 2012

sharepoint breakdown

Sharepoint breakdown is a term for an acute psychiatric disorder that manifests primarily as severe stress-induced depression, anxiety or dissociation in a previously functional individual, to the extent that they are no longer able to function on a day-to-day basis until the disorder is resolved. A sharepoint breakdown is defined by its temporary nature, and often closely tied to psychological burnout, severe overwork, sleep deprivation and similar stressors, which combine to temporarily overwhelm an individual with otherwise sound mental faculties. A sharepoint breakdown also shares many symptoms with that of a dynamics breakdown.

Our lead developer won't be coming in anymore as he is suffering a sharepoint breakdown.

by pseudo-saiyan September 10, 2014

sharepointless

A web content management system (such as Microsoft Sharepoint) that has been implemented at considerable effort and expense, which is subsequently underutilized, or not used at all by those it is intended to empower.

Murray: I spent my entire day cutting and pasting a massive PDF to update a section of our web site.

Bret: Don't you guys have a content management system that allows the person who wrote the document to do that?

Murray: yeah, but no one uses it - sharepointless.

by PatsFanatic August 14, 2009

Starpoint High School

A school located in the middle of no where often times referred to as "star farm". This school is slowly going down the drain after a food fight in 2009 that injured a police dog and left the faculty puzzled. Nothing fun is ever really planned and everything that is attempted to be, fails, despite the acts of an English teacher who runs around and dances. The backbone of the school is a 7 foot tall man who asks for passes and not much else, and his son who was got in trouble for watching child pornography also was employed in the district. But don't worry, the football team also has a horrible record as well as many of the other sports, but that does not keep Starpoint High School from giving it their all. Don't ever expect a snow day from the superintendent because although the school is located in one of the snowiest areas, that's not important! Who cares about safety when the school can get paid more money and invest it in over-sized rocks to make the parking lot look "nice"? That is of course the most important thing. If you are planning on attending Starpoint High School make sure that the assistant principal does not see you with anything less then fingertip lengthed shorts on, you will be sent home or forced to sit in a room with a man who never smiles, such punishment, we know. It's all just another happy time at Starpoint High School.

Hey didnt you guys beat Starpoint High School at the basketball game lastnight?

by Debbie Atkins February 19, 2011

MS Shamepaint

Creating a painting in the Microsoft Paint program in response to an underwhelming or shameful performance.

"That college football team played so shittily, someone should create an MS Shamepaint for their asses."

by HongdongWongtrongsong September 7, 2012

starpoint

Eternal pit of hell, home to many demons, such as Mr. Walter, Mrs. Solly, and the supreme overlord, Mr. Chick, with his right hand man, Mr. Kline, who has many underlings.

Negative twenty degrees outside? Hah! Thats still good enough weather for school!

by IhateSchool January 16, 2004

Starpoint High-school

Starpoint High school is a school in southern Niagara County. It is basically all the left over shit from other school districts such as Lockport North Tonawanda and Niagara-Wheatfield. It is full of wannabe thugs, hicks know as deer gang, and white spoiled brats from the surrounding deveploments. Administration and teachers, pretends to care and help the students, but they don't care. It takes 20 mins to pull into the school because of the morons that cant drive. Also the school has sport teams that are a constant disappointment. The halls are harassed by a crazy English Teacher, who sprints and sings through the halls. The most famous person from Starpoint is the Oklahoma city bomber named Timothy McVeigh. Going to the bathroom students need a teacher so we don't vape. Starpoint is just like the Gilded age new and shiny on the outside but on inside its a shit hole full of assholes and dougebags}.

Dude do you go to Starpoint High-school?

No thank god that place is a shithole.

by BET_ME January 16, 2020