shacking off

To take a shit and Jack off at the same time. (its called shingering for the ladies)

I was taking the browns to the superbowl the other day and decided to make it better by shacking off.

by slyvester August 10, 2006

slacking off

1. Not doing very much of anything.

2. Not doing what you are meant to be doing.

Stop slacking off Steve

by PowerGlide May 10, 2015

Smacking Off

The verbal greeting equivalent to a hand shake. "Smacking" comes from the sound peoples hands make when they slap hands during a handshake. 'Off' is the from the saying "Whats poppin off" which means "whats going down? or whats up?". Smacking off is the greeting that is a combination of the two, a handshake and a question rolled into one saying, used as a greeting amongst friends or associates.

Person 1 : Smacking off G? What you been up to lately

Person 2: Chillin man. Surviving.
Person 1: Word

by brewtis May 30, 2017

schacking off

To masturbate for the first time, but not knowing what to to

Damn it jimmy, if you can't figure it out, then don't try schacking off. Its dangerous if you don't know how to do it properly

by illogical philosticist November 29, 2014

sharking off

to disappear from somewhere without being noticed (cos sharks are silent)

i saw you sharking off at the party

by grandpagraffiti August 17, 2007

slacking-off

The act of one giving themselves an over-the-pants handie, whereas they are either unable or too lazy to pull their pants down and masturbate correctly.

"This morning at work John was totally caught slacking-off under his desk."

"I always slack-off at dinner on the first date."

by StonyBear November 10, 2011

Shaking off the anchovy

Similar to spanking the monkey, waxing the carrot, choking the bishop, jacking the beanstock, yankee-ing the doodle,peting the one eyed wonder weasel, waxing the wood, caulking the cracks, jacking off, wanking.

"Claus! Stop Shaking off the anchovy, kids are in the room!!!"

by InfinityMan October 24, 2020