by iamthelead January 23, 2005
by Scissor me Timbers April 15, 2007
Oh, Katie, lets scissor tonight. Don't use a strap on dildo or that would feel like I was fucking a man. I don't like penises. I am a lesbian for a reason.
Mm scissors...
Mm scissors...
by Mable April 16, 2007
A dangerous weapon of mass destruction. Usually used to cut thin processed parts of trees. Because scissors are shiny and silver they are sharp, shiny, objects used to attract stupid people.
by Scissors February 12, 2005
Only the coolest toy you can give your child for Christmas. Every child wants them. But don't bother with the child proof ones, they are not fun.
Mom: I just bought Timmy the scissors he wanted and He is s happy.
#2 Mom: Wow! Suzzy had hers for two days and she cut her finger off.
Mom:Wow she must really love them!
#2 Mom: Wow! Suzzy had hers for two days and she cut her finger off.
Mom:Wow she must really love them!
by bergie404 December 11, 2011
An analogy for a pair of very close friends. Scissors are only an effective tool when the two separate parts come together and stay together, like a good friendship. Its a common saying in the Caribbean.
by NotAnEmployeeofCEP June 17, 2013
reby and brooke:rock!paperr!scissors!
reby: hahaha!in yo face brooke! i picked sciccors and you picked paper! scissors cut paper in half! ...or sidewayes...or upside down...anywayez, I BEAT YOU!!! nanny-nanny-boo-boo!!!
brooke: darn it. BEST TWO OUTTA THREE!
reby: hahaha!in yo face brooke! i picked sciccors and you picked paper! scissors cut paper in half! ...or sidewayes...or upside down...anywayez, I BEAT YOU!!! nanny-nanny-boo-boo!!!
brooke: darn it. BEST TWO OUTTA THREE!
by reby ann July 22, 2008