sargasmic

the act of being orgasmically sarcastic; being so adept at sarcasm as to induce an orgasmic effect, leaving the sarcasee gasping for breath an making strange noises; i.e. that shit was funny as hell.

the sargasmic comment left everyone gasping for breath and making strange noises.

by the_Hopper March 9, 2011

Sargasmic

So sarcastic that it's orgasmic.

The following statement can be considered sargasmic: "I'm not sarcastic...".

The use of ellipses greatly multiplies the amount of sarcasm.

"Did you see Seth Green in 'Sex Drive'? He was sargasmic! And amish!"

by sirrobinthebrave December 16, 2008

Sargasm

A sarcastic orgasm, the term was originally coined by Panic! at The Disco's Lead Vocalist Brendon Boyd Urie.

Sargasm: "Oooooh you feeel so goood?"

by roaring17s February 13, 2019

sargasm

Deriving far too much satisfaction from glibly berating another with sarcasm.

"Oh, thanks a lot for drinking my last beer! No, it's my fault... if I wanted it for myself, I shouldn't have put it in the fridge!"
"Dude, don't have a sargasm."

by Ben Frey May 26, 2006

sargasm

Sarcastic climax; the end-all of sarcasm, or sarcastic exaggeration.

A sargasm is reached when no more possible sarcastic exaggeration can be made.

by Hendi McHenderson September 28, 2005

Sargasm

A women fakes an orgasm, then tells her partner "Yeah, that was great."

After very efficient lovemaking, she told me I did a good job, but I could feel her sargasm as she was laying it on pretty thick.

by Bernard Bangwanger December 22, 2010

sargasm

being turned on or excited by quick wit and cleverness

I just had a sargasm when he texted me all of those puns!

by clevergirlnyc October 28, 2015