Samsquanch

Improper pronounciation of the word "Sasquatch".

On the Canadian TV show "The Trailer Park Boys" the character named "Bubbles" pronounces Sasquatch "Samsquanch".

by kodiakmartin September 3, 2008

Samsquanch

A Canadian big foot

Look out for the samsquanch.

by Demarcus May 31, 2018

samsquanch

a fat, ugly, stanky ass whore. May resemble the sasquach or bigfoot

Damn that is one ugly samsquanch!

by K-dizz August 9, 2006

samsquanch

A rock band in Toronto, Ontario, Canada. Long live the 'Squanch!

"That was the greatest Samsquanch show ever; we love the 'Squanch!"

by Squanch September 5, 2006

Samsquanch

1) The mispronounciation of the word "Sasquatch". 2) A stupid looking, big eyebrowed penguin in Québec's Biodome I named Samsquanch.

Guy 1: OMFG! The samsquanch is gonna get you!!
Guy 2: OMFG! ..What's a samsquanch?
Guy 1: OMFG! You don't know what a samsquanch is?
Guy 1: OMFG! Go home and search Samsquanch on www.UrbanDictionary.com, then come back here so he can eat you.
Guy 2: OMFG! ..Okay.

by Adam Ritchie August 29, 2006

Samsquanch

A person who is a staunch Samsung fanboy, who will Troll articles that have anything to do with Apple products.

Hey look there's an article about the new iPhone, oh no there's a Samsquanch trolling the comments.

by Olrak Dunflomingo April 24, 2014

Samsquanch

A team of the most badass recruiters in the nation primarily from the Pacific Northwest. This includes Tacoma, WA, Spokane, WA, Tukwila, WA, Vancouver, WA, Portland, OR, Anchorage, AK, and Wasilla, AK.

Them damn Samsquanches are some badass recruiters.

by Chief Samsquanch June 2, 2022