salt lick

the goo that builds up on a guys nuts when he sweats alot and doesn't bathe.

also urinal cakes

also salt blocks for livestock and wildlife

she dropped my pants and took nourishment from my salt lick

by Kurt Larsen July 14, 2005

salt lick

After having sex with your girl, the love juice that has come out of her and is now on the bed. Wait until it drys, then later, you can lick it like a salt lick.

That girl last night left me a nice salt lick.

by Phillip MaPants November 5, 2007

minnesota salt lick

When a man buries himself under soft soil, leaving his sweaty penis protruding from the dirt so that a deer can come by and lick it.

Where's Jake? He's out rockin' the minnesota salt lick.

by minnesotamaniac April 15, 2009

Dirty Salt Lick

The Dirty Salt Lick is when a male ejaculates and the cum drips down his scrotum and to his butt crack. At this point the opposite sexual partner will then lick the cum from the butt crack. (This will most likely have to have the male in an awkward position in order for the cum to drizzle to the anal region)

"Dude, Becca is a dirty girl."
"Why"
"She gave me a Dirty Salt Lick last night"
"What?! Becca...wow she is nasty..."

by Post the picture Becca January 28, 2015

Human Salt Lick

wetting your balls then dipping them into salt and teabagging someone.

Dude, hes out, hurry! Give him the Human Salt Lick

by Rick Bross January 27, 2009

Personal Salt Lick

After giving a man a handjob, licking his cum off your fingers and hand.

That guy i just gave a handjob to left me a personal salt lick!

by Anonymous September 12, 2003

Farmer John salt lick

An act where a male dips his moist testicles into a bucket of salt. The male then climbs up onto a cattle fence with his testicles free for all the world to see. He then proceeds to call over the cattle which have quite the liking for salt. Whilst the bovine is licking the man's testicles like a melting ice cream cone, the male proceeds to thrust his penis repeatedly into the nostril of the cow until climax.

Old man Smitha was always sure to have at least one sick cow with a runny nose to prevent chaffage during his daily performance of the farmer John salt lick.

by Kenneth Fister July 14, 2010