Sad Man's Fallacy

This is the fallacy that a sad man might pull himself out of sadness by going on Tinder/Bumble/etc. The thinking normally follows the idea that mathematically if he swipes right on enough profiles he is bound to find someone with whom to talk. this is false. He will be alone.

"Yeah the 'rona has me bored af. im gonna download tinder, swipe right on everyone and maybe meet some people and waste some time."
'Thats the Sad Man's Fallacy man, theyre not gonna swipe right either way bro. You need to focus on yourself because this is only gonna hurt'

by Vegitomofo August 20, 2020

That’s sad

Fucked up, or perceiving a situation as “messed up”

Imagine talking all that bs just to contradict yourself “that’s sad”

“That’s sad “ if you think I care

by Johnny told you so June 17, 2023

that's so sad Rebecca play Fake Love

that's so sad Alexa play Despacito but for ARMYs.

kim namjoon: i broke the your wii
kim seokjin: you what
jeon jungkook: That's so sad Rebecca play Fake Love

by jinspotato July 10, 2018

that’s so sad, alexa play despacito

A commonly used phrase, usually to express sadness.

Oh my gosh, nuclear war is coming, we’re all going to die!
That’s so sad, alexa play despacito

by Alexa Play Despacito July 3, 2018

Tiger’s life sad

When events work out in such a way that once again you are put in the spotlight for the type of actions you would prefer to be kept as private as possible.

See also #MarkleSyndrom.

I posted a photo of my cat on facegram with a caption that had a grammatical error. Looks like Tuesday is another Tiger’s life sad day.

by themudking February 24, 2021

sad faggot who plays runescape while he's having an operation cos he cant bare to be away from runescape for to long

Lucas

Lucas is a sad faggot who plays runescape while he's having an operation cos he cant bare to be away from runescape for to long nerd. His mum is a slag.

by Danzzzzzzzz November 9, 2010

sad story roblox soldier part 2

wi can have today wi has win
now wi rip is sad now wi can have day
wi has win wi can have now
good is love end frind
wi can has can
you are soldier
you must wiiiiinnnnnn
win win

just rip

Friend: Hey man have you seen sad story roblox soldier part 2?
Random guy: No i'm not a weeb

by yes=everyquestion'sanswer December 23, 2019