Dave: Man, I can't have sex with Lucy at the moment, she's having her period!
Phil: So what? If the river's red, try the dirt track instead!
Phil: So what? If the river's red, try the dirt track instead!
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when tex was finished with his weenie, he stood up to see a man about a horse and got hot rivet syndrome.
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River Buoy(s) is a term for South American migrants who drown while trying to cross the u.s mexico border, it can also be used as a general insult like wetback or spic.
River Buoy(s): a term for South American migrants who drown while trying to cross the u.s mexico border, it can also be used as a general insult like wetback or spic.
JimBob: "Hey Cletus you seen that picture of that migrant who drowned with his daughter trying to cross the border?"
Cletus: "serves them damn River Buoys right for crossing illegally"
JimBob: "Mama I seen a pack of river buoys down at the wallyworld today"
Mama: "JimBob quit being a racist sack of shit, ever since your father left and you started browsing that 4chin you think you can just be a racist cunt. how about you get a job and maybe the migrants won't have a job to steal, maybe lay off the moonpies and jog a little and you wouldn't be a 30 year old virgin"
JimBob: "Hey Cletus you seen that picture of that migrant who drowned with his daughter trying to cross the border?"
Cletus: "serves them damn River Buoys right for crossing illegally"
JimBob: "Mama I seen a pack of river buoys down at the wallyworld today"
Mama: "JimBob quit being a racist sack of shit, ever since your father left and you started browsing that 4chin you think you can just be a racist cunt. how about you get a job and maybe the migrants won't have a job to steal, maybe lay off the moonpies and jog a little and you wouldn't be a 30 year old virgin"
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Get the River Buoy(s) mug.The infamous summer residence in Hampshire owned by Sir Briggsy, where all year round a constant flow of artists and socialites, mainly men, gather and then disperse as soon as they come.
The 'cottage' takes its name from Sir Briggsy's hardcore cottaging sessions back in the late 60s and early 70s, which at the time received vast media coverage due to the amount of celebrities thought to be indulging in what was a new culture intriguing the closet gays of the time. Although the site is not actually near a river, it is said to have taken its name from either the copius chain of semen released throughout the buildings and outhouses or from the amount of men which pass through the site, to which locals and other observers have described as 'a river of men'.
The 'cottage' takes its name from Sir Briggsy's hardcore cottaging sessions back in the late 60s and early 70s, which at the time received vast media coverage due to the amount of celebrities thought to be indulging in what was a new culture intriguing the closet gays of the time. Although the site is not actually near a river, it is said to have taken its name from either the copius chain of semen released throughout the buildings and outhouses or from the amount of men which pass through the site, to which locals and other observers have described as 'a river of men'.
So did you come out at Briggsy's River Cottage? Yes, he was very gentle and helped me through the whole process, I couldn't have asked anything more from the small rabid dwarf like creature. I didn't even feel a thing.
by Floating Spleen September 16, 2008
Get the Briggsy's River Cottage mug.To go down on a woman. Imagine a normal guy,(John), leaning towards a river and splashing water on his face with both hands as if to cool off from the heat while shaking his head back and forth and maintaining a displeased look on his face.
See also: muddy river face.
See also: muddy river face.
by director of pimperations July 17, 2014
Get the John's river face mug.Vincennes Rivet High School is the worst high school in Vincennes. It is a bunch a stuck up snotty bitches. They blow dick at sports and are only good because they play schools with a population of 10. They smoke pot and do more drugs then the public schools. If you go to Rivet then you blow huge dick.
by Tiny Tim Tom December 19, 2010
Get the Vincennes Rivet High School mug.One of the best schools in the midwest. Has a total population of about 200 in grades 6-12. It is a small Catholic private school. Socially you have to be well trimmed and know what you are talking about. People fit in really well and are the most prestigous kids in the city of Vincennes. Very successful in sports. It also out schools the rest of schools in Vincennes by a ton on i-step scores and grades. Hands down the best school in Vincennes.
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