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Recreational Reptiles

Otherwise known as Lot Lizards, hookers or prostitutes. They hang around truck stops and offer lonely drivers companionship for a little while and charge a small fee.
As gear jamming Johnny swung his rig into the highway oasis he noted many Recreational Reptiles hanging around.
by jpg3 October 14, 2012
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Second Hand Retardation

When your IQ lowers due to an encounter with an individual who is low in intelligence, also can be referred to as "second hand autism".
"God I think I got second hand retardation after talking to that dumbass!"

"Dude I saw you talking to Rawny, be careful! You may get secind hand retardation after conversing with that vegetable!"

"I think I fell victim to second hand retardation I can feel my brain cells killing themselves!"
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Parks and Recreation

A TV show on NBC. It is a witty workplace comedy, very funny for almost all ages. Cast includes Amy Poelher, Nick Offerman, Aziz Ansari etc.
Guy 1: What are you watching?
Guy 2: Just watching the best show ever Parks and Recreation
by Addiema April 26, 2013
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Internet Retardation

The devastating mental deterioration of Internet users. The process typically begins when visiting 4chan, Twitter, Reddit, or Discord. Users who frequent these sites often despise each other, and are all unable to function in real life. Symptoms of Internet retardation are also present in the younger generation, such as gachatards and Roblox users. Older generations who use Facebook will also suffer from Internet Retardation. Internet retardation is a global phenomena that can be prevented. Methods such as touching grass and talking to people in real life can help.
4chan btard : n*gger n*gger guys look at me I said the n word!!!!!! I hate tranny sped kids!!!!!! I'm so edgy guys!!
Twitter stan: sllaayyyyyy 💅 #cancelwhitepeople #menareevil #dreamfootfetishacceptance #whydidmydadleaveme
Redditard: Keanu big chungus 42069 lmao! I wonder why nobody laughs when I blast the Soviet national anthem!
Discord mod: I will ban you if you talk to my kitten like that. Follow #rules bud. Nobody gets in the way of me and my 9yr old anime pfp girlfriend.

Normie: I have a normal life and don't spend 25 hours a day online. How's your day? By the way, have you heard of incels? Must be tough having internet retardation.
by Niga Jonsin October 19, 2022
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Recreational

For use by anyone, not meant for any one person. Communal, opposite of prescription. Often shortened to rec
Yeah man, you can have the lemonade in the fridge it’s recreational.
by rocktheon September 16, 2019
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Recreational Outrage

Getting mad and venting about political, religious, racial, or other topics and venting about them to the point at which it becomes a hobby. People who enjoy recreational outrage always have something they are mad about that is outside of their own sphere of influence. This is particularly common on Tumblr and Twitter.
Have you been reading Janice's posts lately? I just get sick of all the recreational outrage, she's just an out of touch SJW .
by UghPlease October 25, 2017
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raping recreationally

raping recreationally is a chosen lifestyle so you MUST accept it lest you be wantonly labeled intolerant by those intolerant of intolerance
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