Queef Mist

A fine spray emitted from a woman's wet vagina when she queefs.

I was going down on Amie when she blasted me in the face with her onion scented queef mist.

by GerbilMuncher November 18, 2009

Bloody Queef Mist

When a girl is having her period, and she lets out a queef and it sprays a bloody mist in her pants.

Travis: DUDE!! Brooke just shit her pants!

Harlan: No dude, thats bloody queef mist all over her pants, son.

by Beau Harris February 15, 2007

vaginal queef mist

The origin of Mike Scott. The place from hence he came. The great red, drizzling, puss-filled mothership.

I thought mom had gas, but it turned out to be a massive vaginal queef mist. Now I have a new brother!

by Wheatus April 15, 2004

misty queef

A queef that has a explosion of mist.

Hey cab I saw that misty queef.

by Kahhhhl brown September 11, 2016

Queefmeister

A female German exchange student who is really cute. She has blonde hair green eyes and a wonderful round ass and rack. She also has pig tails. She wears clothing that is more stylish than the girls here. It includes a lot of boots and short skirts. Unfortunately....she queefs a lot. Meaning she farts out of her pussy. She is, and all German girls who do this can be reffered to as Queefmeisters. It's somewhat a German word.

Kind of a bastardation. (that's meant to be ironic)

by Yobastabker November 4, 2004

queefist

someone who is an expert on pussyfarts. a queefists job is to produce music with queef noises. they are sometimes found in the streets performing. street queefists are usually known as queefers.

man did you hear about that queefist randy santel? he's gonna be queefin in town next week

by Trollk1ng November 7, 2015

queefmiester

A person who partakes in the act of queefing many times at one sitting.

Tommy lasorda is a huge queefmiester.

by quipster69 May 6, 2011