preenager

The time of life when a person spends more than two hours "preening" at the mirror to get ready to leave the house. Preenage usually starts about age 12 for girls and 16 in boys, when they discover "the opposite sex" and want to be attractive.

I have give my daughter at least two hours notice before we're supposed to leave the house, because she's a preenager and takes forever in the bathroom getting ready.

by Black@Heart November 16, 2010

preenager

A girl in the age range that immediately precedes being a tweenager

It must be Bring Your Daughter to Work Day because this placed is filled with sexy preenagers.

by solarbreeze69 April 24, 2008

preener

a guy or girl, who thinks they're hot shit and will always try to convince others of it. He/She may even try to argue about their own greatness. But in reality, they're losers.

Kid: Look at that dude struttin like he owns the place.
Kid2: man, i hate that fuckin' preener!

by yogurtpills March 6, 2010

greenager

A teenage environmentalist

Greenagers can often be seen volunteering to pick up trash at local parks.

by anon.ymous1 September 22, 2009

Peenage

pwnage mixed with the word penis

That game was major peenage

by Dick Hardon July 18, 2006

Prenager

Per-teenage years starting from 9 to 12 years old

I can't believe your son is 9 already, you officially have a prenAger.

by Momsy August 1, 2012

Peenager

A teenage boy who loves a taste of male genitals

“Ha, your brother’s such a peenager”

by ThePointlessBible November 16, 2019