poopertunity

The chance to poop as loud as you want. It can refer to the moment when you are finally alone in a public restroom. It can also be used to refer to happening upon an outhouse on a hiking trip or a gas station on a road trip.

When my boss flushed the toilet in the stall next to me, I knew it was my only window of poopertunity.

by Sierra Needle January 30, 2008

poopertunity

The opportunity to poop at work

Hey man, I have a great poopertunity while the boss is gone, I'll be back in an hour.

by Oldschooljoey June 25, 2012

poopertunity

When a opportunity to get pooped on occurs.

Dan was happy because during the gay pride festival he came upon a poopertunity.

by North Beach J June 30, 2010

Poopertunity

The opportunity to take a dump, likely mentioned when it is supposed to be rare during an extended timeframe.

"Dude, you must take this poopertunity, we're going to be on the road for 8 hours straight without stopping!"

by Mad Brahmin Disease May 6, 2006

Poopertunity

When you have a strong urge to poop and the opportunity to do your business immediately.
Not having to hold it for "more convenient" time.

I was cleaning the kitchen, got a strong urge to go and didn't want to hold it and miss my poopertunity.

by Oops I lost it again January 16, 2019

Poopertunity

1. N. An opportunity presented, but not really a particularly good one; Better than nothing, but barely.

2. N. A portmanteau of Poop and opportunity.

From the Peruvian/Belgian: Poop.

After my grandmother died, I had the poopertunity to use that funeral parlor Groupon I bought.

by LEEEO June 7, 2011

Poopertunity

Chance too take a poop

I missed my poopertunity when the Taco Bell kicked in and could not get to bathroom.

by Jinnieninnie February 18, 2021