polish bike ride

When the seat is removed from a bicycle leaving only the seatpost. So when you ride the bike the seatpost goes up your rectum or vagina.

The bully removed the seat from the geek's bike and forced him to take a polish bike ride.

by Arlin Mayer November 16, 2005

polish bike ride

For those whore are sexually ignorant. Involves either male or female using misproportioned inanimate objects and inserting said objects into orfice. This in turn brings about pain and pleasure.

The dumb cunt should take a polish bike ride and leave me alone!

by jizzohn November 10, 2004

Polish Bike Ride

We aren't sure, we only know that, there is no cure...

The bully gave him a polish bike ride...

by pLaYaMaGiC11 May 1, 2005

Polish Bike Ride

When a man is having sex with a woman from behind, he grips her waist,lifts his feet and starts kicking her in the breasts.

I gave my wife a polish bike ride. now she has brusies all over her tits.

by Trevor November 12, 2004

Polish bike ride

The act of shoving your knee cap into someones anus consensually and or against there will

I gave that hooker a polish bike ride and she loved it

by Suckmylido February 6, 2009

the Polish Bike Ride

when a person is stripped naked, forced to carry their captor on their back while have their arms pulled/bound back to grind the victim's face against a hard surface (usually on an inclined road).

The Polish Bike Ride

by GoodOldNO_NAME August 25, 2017

Polish Bike Ride

Similar to "Doggy" but you ride the hoe and move her arms in a swirving twisting motion

Me and jenny totally did a polish bike ride yesterday

by RudayyyC March 15, 2009