patty flattie

A women who's breasts and ass are very flat.

Fuckboy 1: DUDE THAT GIRL WAS SO PRETTY
Fuckboy 2 : Nah man, she was a patty flattie.

patty flattie by lucifer_666 July 16, 2015

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flatter patty

When the diameter of one’s penis supersedes the length, by at least one inch.

My boyfriend and I were about to have sex, then I saw he had a flatter patty.

flatter patty by Mike Scott, regional manager September 21, 2019

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flatter patty

A term used for a short, but large in diameter penis.

My boyfriends penis is a real flatter patty

flatter patty by Mike Scott, regional manager September 21, 2019

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