oysters

a seafood. Studies have proven that oysters contain a rare acid that 'makes you horny' by stimulating sex hormones

oysters should be in your sex lifes' diet!

by wakalakalover45 May 13, 2005

oysters

another name for the drug oxycotin

jordan gave me great oysters!!

by Parli Skwad February 8, 2008

Oysters

Slang for ovaries. Female equivalent to balls but , much tougher because girls don't cry after being punched there.

"You don't have the oysters to skydive."

"Oh, yes I do!"

by e-agree October 31, 2013

oysters

gobs of phlegm coughed up from the lungs, as from pneumonia

Q: What's the grossest thing about having a lung transplant?
A: The first few oysters you cough up aren't yours.

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada September 24, 2017

Oysters Rockefeller

Vaginas of girls from wealthy families. Otherwise known as O-Rock.

Fav: Wanna head over to Governor Dummer Academy to play some tennis and scoop some Oysters Rockefeller?
Mace: Grab the rackets, I'll get the car.
Fav: Sweet !

by Fav April 22, 2008

Oysters Nielsen

When someone pools up a bunch of semen in the small of your back. Best served cold.

Cromer couldn't wait to serve Tiffany Oysters Nielsen.

by Crommer the gap toothed pirate January 28, 2023

oysters of the land

A term to describe pistachio nuts.
With their shells, the way they are eaten and their morish nature, "oysters of the land" has become an apt description for pistachios.

"Pistachios truly are the oysters of the land" ...*slurp*.

I am going to buy myself some oysters of the land.

by The_ALCH November 25, 2023