optuse

a biggety person. somebody who thinks there shit dnt stink.

dude robert ur so optuse. u suck. ur not that great

by J"truth" January 24, 2009

obtuse

stupid -- dim-witted

"he seemed quite obtuse"

by Mobius July 21, 2004

Opused

Used like a synonym for phrase "fucked in the ass"
This therm first came out in early March '15 when dirty neckbeard moderator called Opusthefowl was so frustrated (who won't be, sitting his whole day on forum) that other people started to feeling the heat from his asshole.

Damn, dude I was opused so hard, that I can't come back for next 24 hours.

MadMat, please give OpusTheFowl some vacation time, he's been sitting here for last 4 years straight! And by now, has just opused the whole forum.

by tRollinpatrolin March 2, 2015

Obtuse

that word that the guy out of shawshank redemption said

Andy: ur so obtuse

Warden: zomg i are not

by Dabetts January 19, 2011

weaponized obtuseness

Knowingly and deliberately misconstruing another person's words in order to generate and direct false outrage against that person or that person's views.

By twisting my words into something I clearly did not intend, my political opponents are deploying weaponized obtuseness to attack me.

by D_Cooper December 19, 2018

Obtuse

An angle between 90 and 180 degrees. Used in math. Other angles include:

right angle/right
acute angle/acute
straight angle/straight
reflex angle/reflex

That angle of 120 degrees is obtuse.

by Dice/Alex June 6, 2004

Optosexual

An individual who is able to choose the person(s) they are sexually attracted to, but otherwise does not experience sexual attraction

Ex:

Person 1: "Alice chooses who she likes?"
Person 2: "Yeah! It's called Optosexual"

by ZzSchritzZ April 16, 2020