Don't piss on my leg and tell me it's raining. 

Don't hurt me and then pretend like you had nothing to do with it.

You argued, privately, to each member of the committee that I should be fired and now you come by on my last day to tell me how sorry you are about what "happened." Don't piss on my leg and tell me it's raining.

Don't piss on my leg and tell me it's raining. by wouldaben January 15, 2011

piss on my leg, and tell me it's raining

Disbelieving response to an attempt to mislead, equivalent to: "pull the wool over my eyes"

You tell me that you've worked as an airline pilot and a surgeon, too? Go on ... you'd piss on my leg, and tell me it's raining.

piss on my leg, and tell me it's raining by ursamel July 24, 2007

Stomp on my leg 

Like “twist my arm”, to convince someone to do something , usually used in a sarcastic way

“Dude, just ask her out”
“Fine, stomp on my leg”

Stomp on my leg by banana69420 August 27, 2021

Stomp on my leg 

To make someone feel an obligation to do something. Normally used with an overarching sarcastic tone. See also: twist my arm

Friend 1: Bro I’m not sure about this Jessica girl
Friend 2: Dude… just kiss her already
Friend 1: Fine just stomp on my leg haha

Stomp on my leg by Denverdiva840 September 19, 2021

Stomp on my leg 

a sarcastic comment to say "fine, I'll do it"

"you should buy that shirt, man "FINE, stomp on my leg, I'll do it"

Stomp on my leg by moneybags1800 September 9, 2021

stomp on my leg 

expressing that you are going to give in to something that you low key want to do anyway

stomp on my leg, I will go get a free slurpie

stomp on my leg by tsunamigirl January 28, 2022

Laying on my legs 

Doing another's work.

Richard needs to keep up he's "laying on my legs"

Laying on my legs by anonymous February 12, 2022