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The greatest weapon known to Dream SMP kind. The crossbow that not even Tommy could Escape. The weapon that only technoblade could take on. Not Penis!
Tommy: “Oh shit it’s big D”
Tubbo: “And he has Not Penis
by SpoiledMars October 27, 2020
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.the name for a snake

.the answer to any question
"This is my snake, his name is not penis."


"What's wrong?
....n-not penis."
by Ms. Land Rover December 20, 2004
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Not penis cream

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When my penis cream came in the mail it was in a plain brown box labled "NOT PENIS CREAM"
by lo December 22, 2003
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Not the penis hole

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Something WindowsXPUser says when he talks about penis.

WindowsXPUser: Not the penis hole
Windows XPUser: It's called the Urethra
Me: You have no clue how stupid that sounds.
It's not the penis hole, it's the Urethra.
by NotThePenisHole July 26, 2019
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A common English phrase, used when nothing else can be said, often in awkward silences.
Man 1 "My wife died one year ago today." Man 2 "...... Jimmy, that's not a penis"
by Adamdoesntlikegirls April 29, 2015
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