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my girlfriend sally 

something you would reject when editing urban dictionary posts.
Publish Jennifer Lopez because she's famous, but reject my girlfriend Sally

My girlfriend Sally 

1) In the Urban Dictionary editorial guidelines, the very embodiment of the nonentity: "Publish definitions of Jennifer Lopez because she's famous, but reject my girlfriend Sally".

2) Fictitious girlfriend, invented in order to convince your friends that you are not gay or that a woman has found you attractive enough to want to be your girlfriend. See Canadian girlfriend.
My girlfriend Sally says she loves it when I do sex with her up the anal root canal.
My girlfriend Sally by Sklooby March 19, 2008

My girlfriend Sally 

1) In the Urban Dictionary editorial guidelines, the very embodiment of the nonentity: "Publish definitions of Jennifer Lopez because she's famous, but reject my girlfriend Sally".

2) Fictitious girlfriend, invented in order to convince your friends that you are not gay or that a woman has found you attractive enough to want to be your girlfriend. See Canadian girlfriend.
editor: "I had to reject My girlfriend Sally due to the editorial guidline of no violent sex acts."

submittor: "argh! rejection!"
My girlfriend Sally by tehflip March 19, 2008

speaking to my girlfriend 

when you should be speaking to your girlfriend but your off playing cod with your idiot mates
another way of being a DICK
His mates - dude lets play cod!
boyfriend - i should be speaking to my girlfriend but sure!
His mates - fuck her man, bros before hoes
boyfriend - ehhhh ken

Sloppy Joe from my Girlfriend 

When your girlfriend is giving you a golden shower and inadvertently defecates on you.
What started out as a lot of fun turned into a sloppy Joe from my girlfriend.

Perfect answer from my most gorgeous slutty girlfriend

Perfect answer from my most gorgeous slutty girlfriend is I’m your dirty whore please fuck me pregnant, i’m all yours, whenever the urge strikes you