mummify

To wrap the penis in toilet paper then rub one out.

Man, mummifying really saves clean up time!

by Jeffronica June 04, 2006

mummify

A corollary of "superman," mummifying involves ejaculating on a sleeping woman's face, then wrapping her in toilet paper. The ejaculate bonds the paper to the skin, thus producing the appearance of a mummy.

Mark's girlfriend was sleeping, so he decided to mummify her. When she awoke, the fringes of paper were falling off her face, and she was moaning from sleep. She was mummified in every sense of the word.

by Daniel Winer March 18, 2008

Mummified

To be the most stoned you ever been and basically cant move

Bro im so fried rn and i cant get up.

Damn bro you Mummified

by Yung Fiji Fre$h January 16, 2021

mummified

When a skank sucks every single ounce of bodily fluid from your existence. She sucks the soul from your being, even. You are then mummified.

Dude, Selina sucked my dick so well. I was mummified.

by RDJoe June 16, 2016

Mummified

When a woman is not a mum and then becomes a mum through sexual intercourse.

She was mummified by her baby daddy

by CrackerPackage March 01, 2023

mummified

a snout (penis) thats been wrapped in cloth for its own protection from a bobbiting maniac

i am mummified thanks to the phycho lorena bitch

by snipper October 22, 2005

mummified

cumming on a girl and taping her whole body.

mummified is a two step process. First, when having sex cum as much as u can on a girl if u need more people add more guys to help. Second, when you have cummed all over the female tape up her whole body, with the cum still on her

by Q-T, Tk, Smokey alot of pot October 21, 2009