multislacker

A person who is a muti talent at doing nothing of human interest but only in human suffering.

Friend: Hey dude you ever get that job scrubbing those waste cans at the abortion clinic?
Dude: No man, I couldn't find any straws.
Friend: I may be wrong but you might be the worlds best multislacker!

by CosmicRider March 11, 2007

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multislacker

One who engages in several slacker activities simultaneously.

I've been sipping lattes, facebooking, creating online wishlists and submitting words to urbandictionary.com all morning. I'm such a multislacker.

by RealNaughtyRN November 21, 2010

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multislacking

Doing multiple slacker-esque things concurrently.

I'm the king of multislacking. I spend hours a day surfing the 'net, watching random TV shows, and eating week-old pizza.

by HeavenHighCrutch July 28, 2008

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Multislack

To engage in two or more unproductive activities at once.

"What are you doing?"

"Playing World of Warcraft, watching Judge Judy, and talking on the phone."

"When, quit multislacking and take our the garbage."

by Skewmaester July 5, 2009

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Multislacking

Doing two useless things at once.

"Dude, I can't mop the living room because I'm multislacking a documentary about Beany Babies while I'm planting celery in Farmville."

by Junior Warden November 7, 2011

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multi-slacker

A person who can slack off on multiple things at once. Not to be confused with a multi-tasking slacker.

Multi-tasking Slacker: I'm watching T.V., playing an MMORPG, eating cheetos, and talking to my friends on the phone instead of doing my English assignment.

Multi-Slacker: I have an English assignment due tomorrow that I haven't started, my laundry's piling up in the bathroom, and the electric company is threatening to cut the power because I haven't mailed the bill for last month.

by Fuze Defines June 22, 2007

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