mormogram

When an individual gives the address of another individual to the Mormon church and sends "recruiters" to their home.

Trevor: a few Mormons showed up at my door today.

Andrew: good to see you got my Mormogram

by Trevjesus April 25, 2014

momogamous

momogamous - having only one baby daddy for all biological children

I am a momogamous Catholic woman seeking one special baby daddy to father a herd.

by The Wendolyne November 8, 2021

mammogramometer

A device that measures how hot a womans breasts, are usually in degrees Celsius, but in the USA it is in Degrees Fahrenheit.

Holy shit, get a mammogramometer in that chick, she is probably in the one-fucking-hundreds!

by Finleys February 22, 2007

mammogram

where a doctor or official x-rays or examines the breasts or boobs of a girl.

some guy on the street was giving out free mammograms.there was a sign that said "place boobs here" my friend did and he buckled her in and started licking her tits it was histerical.

by Bebe Field March 8, 2006

mammogramologist

A person with specialized training in feeling and caressing the female breast simultaneously, while pulling on the nipple.

Why do you like breast so much?

I'm a natural mammogramologist from Pastor Stewart College, with hands on experience....

by Jay-Les Productions.... August 4, 2011

chihuahua mammogram

When your morbidly obese Chihuahua steps on your boobs while you're trying to sleep.

Dammit, Scrappy! You scratched my tit with that chihuahua mammogram !!!!

by Mr. GL April 24, 2017

major monogram

Perry the Platypus and Carls boss. He has a bushy moustache. Doobie Doobie doo da

major monogram

by Doobie Doobie do da November 16, 2021