milking of the cow

The art of having your salad tossed on all fours whilst the penis is stroked in a downward motion like a cows teat.

Lady : I performed milking of the cow last night and that milk splashes everywhere!!!

by Dr pat-rik February 23, 2017

milking the brown cow

Reaching around and squeezing the tits of the girl as she's on all-fours and you're deeply in her balloon knot

Man, I think I threw my back out while milking the brown cow last night.

by big_schnasty January 31, 2005

Milking A Dead Cow

Trying to do something thats unachievable

Why do you keep trying to fix that car? Your milking a dead cow.

by Treysteroid Of Youtube October 24, 2010

Milking the cash cow

To milk a womans D cups while being covered in sweat. Youll hear a pleasuring squishing sound

She had big boobs, so i decided to try the Milking the Cash Cow move on her.

by Matchge January 15, 2015

Milking A Dry Cow

When you're recieving a handjob from a girl and she keeps jacking you even after you cum.

"Good God, Megan! You're milking a dry cow here!"
"Sorry, Mr. Chris."

by Cheesemunchy June 27, 2023

milking the legless cow

jerking off

mom caught me milking the legless cow when she accidentally walked in my room without knocking

by i gotta dog May 8, 2017

Milk the cash cow

First put into practice by a German exchange student. Meaning "to squeeze the breasts of a wealthy girl". More aggressive than fondling.

Did you milk the cash cow?

Yeah, she loved it! You should try milking a cash cow.

by Germarme January 15, 2015