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Matty’s a simp

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When your friend Matty bums up to every girl known to man
Sam: Where’s Matty
T: Simping with all the girls probably

Sam: Wow! Matty’s a simp
by MacedonianT March 17, 2020
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OMG!!! THIS DEAD SERVER CALLED Matty's Server IS AMAZING, HERES THE LINK!!!! {Insert Discord Invite Link}
by ABCEDEDEDEDE May 18, 2020
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matty's nostrils

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Matty has two nostrils which are referring to the two oes in the famous slang word shook , which means that matty's nostrils are synonym for shook
"I just saw Ross and John kiss,
(therefore i'm shocked )
I'm matty's nostrils!!"
by Raughy is real April 17, 2017
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uncle matty's

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A floral store that once existed on Bald Hill Road in Warwick, Rhode Island in the 1980's and early 1990's. The place to go to pick up flowers for your cheap n' easy Warwick girlfriend that you just met in the Warwick or Rhode Island Malls, or for that cute girl at Ann & Hope. Actually had the best selection of plants I'd ever seen! I really miss that place!
I was goin' over to see Dawn and I stopped at Uncle Matty's to buy her sum flowahs!
by Laktaysha October 18, 2003
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Matty P's

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After Matt Preston (of Master Chef Australia fame) appeared in People magazine without a shirt revealing his man boobs,

Boobs, Tits, Nipples etc referred to as Matty P's or Matt Prestons!
Person 1: She lifted her shirt up without her bra!
Person 2: Could you see her Matty P's?
Person 1: yeah, her Matt Preston's were flying free
by Club Zackleys January 9, 2011
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The hottest, sexiest, bitch ever. biggest booty and titties. And Matt himself has a shitty computer
Matt's mom banged me hard
by Rick e. fresh October 30, 2008
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Matt's Dad

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The most indestructible being the internets has ever known. the only power known to rival matts dad is Chuck Norris but even he is slightly weaker than him. His power lever is equal to Infinite and that of chameleons. He eats emo kids. and is a known mobster
1) HOLY SHIT ITS Matt's Dad!!!! (you wont be able to scream anything else if you see him)
by Private Pussylicker1555 May 24, 2009
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