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Masturbate march 

Where only women are allowed to masturbate all days of March if they had successfully completed fake it February
Becky:did u complete fake it February
April: yEs now I can participate in masturbate march

Masturbate March 

The month where you a have to masturbate EVERYDAY. this goes for boys and girls
Masturbate March by AfroHeadNiya November 2, 2019

No Masturbate March 

A month which you can not masturbate, similar to No Nut November
Alan: Y'all ima go home to Masturbate
John: U can't do that it's No Masturbate March
Don't be like alan
Buy a calender
No Masturbate March by WhyLolHey2 February 16, 2019

Must Masturbate March 

An adaption of Destroy Dick Deember (it's obvious, what you have to do ;))
Must Masturbate March begins at 1 March lol
Must Masturbate March by Exfvvas November 4, 2018

Must not Masturbate March ( MMM ) 

MMM is the abbreviation for one of the hardest challenges the average woman will face if she wishes to attempt it. MMM stands for "Must not Masturbate March" where a woman is test to the core of her will. She will have to go the whole month of March with out masturbating. Many women compare this challenge to Navy SEAL training.
Woman 1: Girl are you still doing Must not Masturbate March ( MMM )?

Woman 2: No way girl I barley lasted 5 days and I finally gave into ( MMM )

Must Masturbate March 

The month after No Finger Febuary. During this month all participating people with vaginas must masturbate at least 3 times each day wich shouldn't be hard if you participated in NFF.
im failing school because of must masturbate march