Mary Kate and Ashleys 

A combination dose of methamphetamine and ketamine. Preferably administered anally.

We are gonna spin rainbows on Friday night on Mary Kate and Ashleys.

Mary Kate and Ashleys make me horny as hell and then cum sparkles and colors.

Mary Kate and Ashleys by blotan84 July 1, 2020

Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen 

two twin girls who posess no acting, singing, designing, or producing skills, but are paid as if they do because they are blonde haired, blued girls who people think are pretty and thats what sells.

Mary Kate and Ashley have been in a lot of movies, but gee, why havn't I seen them at the movies? Oh yes because their "hit" movies make it straight to video...

Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen by someone sick of the media... June 25, 2003

mary-kate and ashley 

Underage girl that would be worth the jail time to nail.

I'd mary-kate and ashley your sister anytime!

mary-kate and ashley by Jammindy July 8, 2007

mary kate and ashley

1)Overrated
2)No talent-no acting skills whatsoever.
3)Have done no work to deserve the level of success they have-they made "full house" just because they didn't CRY when they held them up, then they plaed the baby, who only had like 2 lines per episode.
3) Had 500 other people guide theuir"careers". Dualstar was founded and run by other people, but mary-kate and ashley are in the movies, so it's successful.
4)same with their clothing line. It was founded and is run by someone else. Once in a while they PICK OUT CLOTHING. THAT'S IT.
5)Always makes the same kind of movies with the same plot because they can't act.
6)People like them and they are successful only because of their "good-girl twin" image.

The Olsens became billionaires for being twins.

mary kate and ashley by dfsdfsd May 4, 2005

mary kate and ashley

stupid fuckers with no talent who got rich off the fact they're twins

mary kate and ashley should die and go to hell

mary kate and ashley by dfsdfsd February 16, 2005

Mary Kate and Ashley

two anorexic streaks of piss who can't acts, sing, design or produce.
every couple of years they come out with a straight-to-video film that no body buys.
why are they still around?
because they have blonde hair blue eyes and, admittedly, they strike a good pose.and prepubescents.

Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen make straight to video films that appear on nickelodeon after about 3 weeks.

Mary Kate and Ashley by xTruth_Hurtsx May 18, 2007

mary-kate and ashley 

1.Anorexic rich freaks who are always together and probobly lesbians.
2.A name for two boobs.

1. Person #1:Ewwww look at those anorexic freaks.
Person #2: Oh it's just Mary-kate and Ashley!
2. Lara! Put away mary-kate and ashley! -sees lara covering her boobs-

mary-kate and ashley by .:xXSexiBiotchXx:. June 17, 2005