macness

Type of delusional insanity in which owners of Apple products believe they have accessed some sort of techno heaven whilst the rest of the earth wander round in some sort of technological hell.
Typically brings on gloating, narcissistic behaviour, fatuousness and the sincere belief that owning a mac or other iproduct gives them a clearer complexion, more sex appeal and the right to bore everyone to tears with how wonderful Steve Jobs' latest gadget is.

Nathan (for it is he): Omg you are so the looz, buying a Windows pc, ha ha, Windows 7 is just copying the mac os and sooooo inferior. Ha ha, let's all go back to vcrs and betamax, shall we, ha ha (begins to drool and cackle)

Dudess: Oh no! I can't stand anymore of this macness (kicks Nathan in balls)

Dude: Cool, sis, I was taping that for the web, shame Nathan won't be able to see it tho', coz his ishit don't run flash (guffaws into sunset)

by Captain Screebo October 23, 2010

mac mac

a game of surprise involving knocking things out of another person's hands.

Dylan: *walks by with his books*
Trey: *knocks them out of his hands* "mac mac"
Dylan: "Shit" *picks up books again*
(repeat as many times as wanted)

Mariah: *eating a box of Cheez its*
Sara: *knocks them out of her hands* - "mac mac"
Mariah: "Damn it Sara"

by Kizzy-boo March 13, 2011

mac mac

The term used to replace McDonald's by adult children.

"I went for a drive to get some mac mac"

by tripodius October 14, 2023

Mac

Name of your average day pussy destroyer

Wow, that guys a Big Mac

Huh? He’s a mac?

by MacXD January 9, 2018

mac on

to try to hit on someone of the opposite sex, but usually a man trying to hit on a woman.

Shawn was getting his mac on at the club the other night.

Shawn was trying to mac on this girl at the bar.

by whistle_grrl September 17, 2003

Mac

actually a word that indicates hood power of a gangster(specially afro-american), his command in crack dealing, slut management, he runs an entire industry related to local gangster crimes.

Mac daddy( a gang head), Mac thang (a firm of gangsters)

by tanan April 20, 2008

Mac

To be awesome, or to be amazing.

You're quite a MAC after scoring that goal.

by TheGreatestWordsmith February 13, 2020