Lubricated

adj. to be a tid bit drunk...enough for a mother to forget that her kids are in the room when she starts making out with daddy's weasel...

Frank: Yo...i'm messed up man...haha woa
Carl: Ahah...i'm a smidge bit lubricated...you're crazy man

by Fatbird Hunter February 27, 2005

Lubricated

Drunk, high or both

Bobby- "Hey you want to party tonight?"
Billy- "Yeah! Let's get lubricated!"

by lubedLADY June 22, 2011

lubricated

to be utterly and completely amazing and fantastic

"that sausage-fest was totally lubricated"

by Sigobachewy June 1, 2005

Lubricated Wire

The act in which a couple smears a lubricated substance of their choice onto a 4 foot wire. The female then attempts to wrap the wire around the male's penis with her mouth 10 or more times for amazing pleasure. If the female fails, the whole wire is shoved into her vagina and quickly forced out for quick, jolting pain.

Jack: "Yo, I heard you pulled off a lubricated wire with Sally last night"

Mike: "Yeah it was great, but she only got it around 9 times, so I shoved that shit in her pussy"

Jack: "Lucky"

by Lol username May 12, 2007

lubricated queef

The insertion of vaginal products causing not only the product to be injected, but also a gust of wind following therefore creating a lubricated queef sound.

As I was inserting my "Refresh" product into my vagina, I suddenly realized that I brought about a lubricated queef.

As I coughed, I also realized I used that product.

by Neptune666 April 17, 2011

lubricated penis

A willy so wonderful you will always want more. Generally an uncircumcised penis large enough to incite considerable pleasure.

Ow! I wish you had a lubricated penis like Eli. His is amazing.

Rodrigo's penis is great. He has a lubricated penis.

by Beerforthewin November 20, 2015

Lubricated Trombone

Same as the rusty trombone but instead of being jerked off a third party is involved that is sucking the dick

Ben got a lubricated trombone from Bella and Caitlin

by anonymous May 10, 2023