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that's lite

a term wigger use when they wanna act ghetto and be swag when really their fucking human trash
by person1241412 May 19, 2016
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S&P Lite

When someone who is S&P (see definition... I am too S&P to define it again) makes a conscious effort to be more pleasant. This is usually caused by a guilty conscience, and is temporary and fleeting.
Last week he was S&P Lite, but now he's right back to being S&P.
by CapitalB December 23, 2010
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Miller Lite Shower

When an individual is excessively disrespectful, out-of-line, or shows a flippant and utter disregard for others or an individual and gets a Miller Lite poured over their head in front of a group of onlookers as a form of public humiliation and/or to instigate a physical confrontation.
"Man, I can't believe that random guy just walked up and said that to her for no reason. He totally deserved that Miller Lite Shower she gave him."

"I gave that punk a Miller Lite Shower and told him it was go time. I can't believe to backed down after acting so tough."
by tariqazeez January 11, 2010
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Lite Sweater

When one has the intention of getting some action and is trying to be discrete around his(her) date about scoring. The lite sweater refers to the act of 'getting some'.
Richard: "Dude, tonight I am going to put on a lite sweater."
Frank: "Is the weather permitting?"
Richard: "Yeah the weather is calling for a lite sweater."
by Frankiefist October 30, 2011
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Lite swapping

A form of platonic "wife swapping" in which married or partnered individuals go on intimate dates with other similarly committed people but do not engage in any sexual contact.

Lite swapping has all the intrigue, excitement and thrill of an extra-marital affair but without the guilt, pain and/or embarrassment. It gives couples an opportunity to explore close friendships, satisfy their curiosity and expand their knowledge base with friends and their partners without impropriety.
A group of couples go out for an evening meal and then onto a nightclub. At the end of the evening the couples decide to "lite swap". The men throw their car or house keys into a pile on a table (in order to identify them), with the women each randomly picking a bunch of keys. (If they pick their own partner they must reselect.) The owners of the keys and the corresponding female pickers then pair off and carry on an affair with their "swappee" until they decide to end the relationship by mutual consent.

Crucially, there is NO sexual contact between people in lite swapping. Usually, flirting is also considered unacceptable as this can lead to a sexualisation of the relationship and inevitable problems.
by Davis Matthews January 31, 2008
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Lite Smirt

This term is mainly used for affirmation or to express excitement. Synonym for "hell yeah".
Person 1: "We just ordered some wings."
Person 2: "Lite Smirt!"
by briankel522 November 11, 2022
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Bud Lite Situation

1 (Common)
When you're so deranged, being a piece of aluminum with a type of urine another biological life form other than humans which can not produce containing it for them to drink because the different waste molecules make them weird,

That you decide, despite not having the any such purpose in having a gender, to all of a sudden and for no good reason to NOT JUST TO BECOME GAY, but EFFEMINATELY gay

and then support an insane cult that supports inappropriate behavior towards children and supporting this cult of special crazy selfish people who just want to ruin women's sports and do bad things in women's places such bathrooms,

and for no obvious reason to you, and you are surprise, your sales drop in the FIRST SUCCESSFULL BOYCOT EVER by people NOT DAEMONICALLY POSSESED BY THE DAEMONS OF 'SHE WHO THIRSTS' (SLANESH)

BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE SICK OF YOUR HERASY

;causing retailers to

remove the amount of shelf space you have

that

1 you spent decades building up
2 that is darn near impossible to build back in less than 40 years
3 giving it to your competitors
4 and becoming a GOSH DARN tv trope for all companies in the world to not want to happen to their brand
5 Costing billions in sales revenue
6 and you may get sued for

2 ( Hilarious )
When a bunch of silly absolute noobs think they are going to punish bud light (or Anheiser Bush)
by switching to an obscure brand no one knew existed
and it is owned by the same company they are trying to spite. Moldova?
Target:
'Uh, oh.

Remove the totally, one hundred percent, inappropriate adult stuff that adults should definitely never have to explain to their kids that absolutely counts as indoctrination without a doubt...

or we are going to find ourselves in an
Bud Lite Situation
and our stock holders will probably sue us for ruining (nuking) their stocks.
by bobsterclause June 4, 2023
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