The sexual act of pouring pudding into one's vaginal cavity and eating it with a spoon afterwards.
Comes from the Romanian verb "a linguri" (to spoon)
Comes from the Romanian verb "a linguri" (to spoon)
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"Why's Jim on crutches?"
"He got linguined afterschool Friday when Bill found out he had fucked Stacy."
"He got linguined afterschool Friday when Bill found out he had fucked Stacy."
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Yeah, Fuckface Linguini is a rare gem, one of my most loyal friends who has steadily been on my payroll since the early 1980s when things really got booming for me.
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I thought I could play the concerto the best, but due to Lingling’s principle, I was outdone greatly.
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