knobjob

Another name for a handjob. Also can be referred to as a KJ.

We went into the hotdog stand and she gave me a knobjob.

by Frank Jaeger December 18, 2003

knobjob

A knobjob is another word for a Blowjob.

She was giving him a knobjob at the concert in front of everybody.

by Toby the circus spade June 11, 2006

knobjob

A derogatory job for someone who is much displeasing to the people around him, unlike a normal "knobjob" which is very pleasing, even to crowds of people, which is then referred to as "bukkake".

I can't believe Jerry punched that toddler, what a real knobjob. Great left hook though.

by Juwanna Mann September 7, 2006

Knobjob

Type of haircut that looks like the end of a penis

'Hey Steve that dude has a mean knobjob'

by Smillie June 11, 2006

Knobjob

A sexual act between two consenting homosexuals. One man places his erect penis out and places the palm of his hand on top of the penis. Another man places his erect penis below the other man's penis with the palm of his hand underneath his own penis - both men applying pressure against the two penises. The two men then grind backwards and forwards until both ejaculate.

Hey Mark, my ass is feeling a bit sore tonight, fancy a knobjob instead?

by SaneMan August 22, 2010

Hobnob knobjob

When a bird chews up a hobnob biscuit and gives you a blowie with the bits still in her mouth.

Mate, Michelle gave me the most wicked hobnob knobjob last night

by StickySteve87 June 4, 2021

Velvet Knobjob

Oral stimulation of the penis performed by an edentulous individual. The term is usually employed in a derogatory or demeaning manner toward the performer, commonly an elderly woman or a chronic user of methamphetamines.

Derek, did Danny's mom give you another velvet knobjob?

by OhFee October 31, 2025